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lockedinsubmission: subgirlygirl: I was really clean when I was fifteen… Oh gods, me too… I started early. I accidentally discovers the wonders of a shower head when I was 12… continued all the way til I was 18 when I finally stealthily invested

gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT

Oh hey, actually falling asleep before 6am. Whaddya know.

medlisage: ASDFJASFEASFUASFJASOIFJASFEASFASFF WHY IS THAT NOT ME WHY IS THAT NOT ME OH GOD OHGOD OHGOHOFSOF OH GOD DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FACE OH MY GOD HE’S SO SDFJASDFUADFDF F;JASFS FHNNGNNGNSDKLFSFFDASFAEFFASFASFSFFJHJAEFAFF

ortthyul: crowhousescratch: thedaisiestdaisy: laserscrewdriver: AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER oh this is back again good YES GOOD Poster for English class?

dunkstein: educational-gifs: The Launch of the USS Detroit, or How Large Ships are Launched Into Water. The guy who designed this, every time: oh god oh god oh god

Oh GOD the glasses … He.. Looks.. I cant even… Asdfghjl ME GUSTA

spamthekpop: Gotta Love Kwonnie~ :D He’s so nice to look at. :P OH GOD ASKJAKS. I already went on a long rant about Joons body dont even get me started on yours too! ITS SO NICE THOUGH *^*

avenging-hobbits: Hater: “Yo man, that ship is really problema–” Me:

lolitabandita: Wish I could have protected my mom when she was a girl

exploringtheuniverses: artisticazurite: “Shut up and dance with me!” OH NO I STARTED CRYING NO WHY

floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

Oh god, I just watched MTVrocks and suddenly on the screen appeared “BLUR - UNDER THE WESTWAY” I’m crying T__________T

krwawnik replied to your post:krwawnik replied to your post:krwawnik replied to… “Oh, um, an adventurer brought them in. Yes yes indeed. I’m just…disposing of those. Yes. Disposing. ” “I merely picked it up, since who knows,

Oh god, I just found this old price check topic on Euph forums which ended up in a fight. 8’D I didn’t do the fighting though, my guild leader got pissed off and started backing me up. 8’“’D"The high horse I mentioned,

tamagoviolin: AU another bad end: Ren: {Aoba, stay away from me…} Aoba:{No, Ren, It’s all right…} Ren:{I hurt you…I can not accompany in your side any mor…} Aoba:{NO… Ren…You are my Ren… It’s fine…} /////cries

blutetragen: “Stop. Please. I’m dying.” I ran deeperinto the bright black treeshappilyas she chased me: How lovely the little bits and pieces.The fingernails, the teeth. Eventhe bombed cathedralsbeing built inside of me. How sweetthe eye socket.

lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here

beepboopboopbeep: “When you see an image, I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to mind. There are no right or wrong answers. But, please, tell me the truth.”

zzazu: thedailywhat: Cat Video of the Day: All out of beer, but can I interest you in a cat instead? Thought so. [b3ta.] THE ENDING LKEJHFLKESUHFLEHFL OH GOD I’M DYING

thebaconsandwichofregret: tubaplaysmatt: mailbomb: stargh0st: hankpeters: i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture wwhat the fuck…. I FUCKING LOVE THIS oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed

the-anal-destiny: Cinched for the gods

risk-k: I just read something that disturbed me, so I went and check to confirm with my own copy Isayama seems to have said that Eren and Armin may not end up as good friends by the end. Or am I interpreting this wrong, please tell me I’m wrong! My

me-loves-strawberries: (Not so) Short drabble for Levi’s birthday. Enjoy! They are soldiers; weapons forged to defend humanity. And that is the sole reason that Levi doesn’t snatch her wrist and pull her into him. Read More

confusedcaboose: frxshvixws: cloudmonstachopper: oh THIS FUCKED ME UP..

zarla-s: Jaz: would you like to hear a sad idea, here you goMe: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLDMe: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THESE WORDS TO ME From that one AU where Papyrus and Sans switch places. As exhausted as he’d be at this point,

phantomreturn: It’s just another average day for scientist boyfriends to spend time at their usual dating spot.Sans may be hitting on Gaster all the time but it’s the other way round when it comes to taking initiative. Oh, silly me! How could one

SHE’S FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING

peppermintsdicks: me: “i love to draw! it’s such a fun, relaxing hobby!” me:

jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol

brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*

oh GOD i just got offered a massive promotion and i’m so shocked. i can’t really go into details yet and i dunno if i should even take this or if they won’t change their mind after all but. WOW

yaworu: oh man i love being at my parents house :) i love being around this homophobic and racist people :) i want to put dirt into my bleeding flesh and rot to death :)

I thought you forgot about me lol

dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean

saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me

It seems to me or i'm blogger

mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????

slow-riot: gf: “what are you thinking about?”me: “oh, nothing.”me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other

lindsaychrist: hommedog: CTFU… oh my god

memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!

Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Holy fuck YES <3 YES GOD YES :D There are some roleplays that just have a certain effect on me, that just spark the ‘OH GOD FUCK ME NOW’ reaction in my brain and get me feeling like I am literally in heat… Being all

Oh god stay. God please let him stay.

but i love me some candy

side effects of being numb due to mental illness:

This is why we can't have nice things.

egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me

oh my gosh I noticed that like everything is so beautiful then they talk and im like .. do you know how to have a mouth properly or??and my asshole? oh god what is going to happen!!! but yeah im probably going to cry a few times or hide behind stuffed

kmachete: oh my lord Literally perfect.

eternally-irrelevant: Mommies Sapph and Ruby with baby Garnet. :3 (I had never tried to draw them as humans before and it felt really unnatural for me to give Sapphire “normal” eyes!) xD

kyleehenke: last-bi-in-town: onlyblackgirl: sourcedumal: kyleehenke: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 WHO IS THIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking

help-help: Santana!(and mini angel britt and dave:D) the Satan Santana wears Red-Dress! I really likes santana in female characters:D but… sorry I’m really terrible at draw woman:D…D’oh. it is too difficult to me D:

actionjackel: is that a new artist that draws my otp

oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no

josephtrohman:josephtrohman:can someone please just hold that mf from fall out boy alreadylike please someone he clearly needs it

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